Substance

Substance

Substance

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Saying Goodbye to Dick Pics, Lies of Tinder Romance, and Guys Who Say ‘Whutup Guurll.’

Saying Goodbye to Dick Pics, Lies of Tinder Romance, and Guys Who Say ‘Whutup Guurll.’

June 1, 2016
Column: The life and times of a single 20-something.
It’s Valentine’s Day. You’re Single. Again.

It’s Valentine’s Day. You’re Single. Again.

February 11, 2016
Why it sucks a lot less than you think.
All By Myself

All By Myself

December 31, 2015
It all began a week before New Year’s Day in the 23rd year of my being single.
Put Your Makeup On So They’ll Like You

Put Your Makeup On So They’ll Like You

September 29, 2015
“You’re So Beautiful!” Umm…Actually my makeup is beautiful. I’m still the same.
Survival of the Unfittest

Survival of the Unfittest

September 1, 2015
Or how to cope with being lapped by a 70-year old grandma in spandex
If My Alarm Clock Could Talk…It Would Say I’m an Asshole

If My Alarm Clock Could Talk…It Would Say I’m an Asshole

June 25, 2015
The time is 5:58 a.m. The next two minutes are the most exciting and terrible part of my day.
Why I Won’t Marry These Men

Why I Won’t Marry These Men

May 28, 2015
A response to Suzanne Venker’s: “Why men won’t marry you”
Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss

Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss

March 6, 2015
Diversity, tolerance, curiosity, and confidence are just a few of the late great author’s life lessons
Congratulations! It’s a Cat.

Congratulations! It’s a Cat.

March 3, 2015
The not so crazy life of a cat lover
Everyone is Beautiful

Everyone is Beautiful

February 11, 2015
Except Me. I’m Fat.
Let Me Lick Your Stress Away

Let Me Lick Your Stress Away

November 20, 2014
Four-legged friends ease college pressures
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